On Sunday, my fabulous sister who shares my wicked sense of humour, gave me a copy of 'The Dictionary of Kitschy Stitches" by Stitchy McYarnpants. I love a good laugh. But this book was so funny that I couldn't stop laughing to breath. Seriously. I could only read a couple of pages at a time for fear that I would die. My favourite page is below (You may need to click to view text).
There's another one with a rug knitted to appear like a life-size clown - the caption implying that the boy beneath the rug was no longer frightened of clowns having killed and skinned his own... this one is pertinent given my darling husband has a phobia of clowns.
You must buy it. Buy it now.